Gossip Girl 4

Will you ever find out who I am?

Will D keep hanging out with that yellow-toothed poetess? Will his teeth turn yellow in the process? Will he actually write a memoir?

Will S become a vapid, redundant, celery-eating supermodel?

As many bottles of Serena’s Tears as you can scrape up. I know there’s a waiting list, but I’m addicted!

A caramel toy poodle puppy

what we talk about when we’re not talking about love

Blair frowned and twisted her little ruby ring around and around on her finger

“I’m Georgie and I’ll do anything,” said a strikingly beautiful girl with long, silky brown hair, enormous brown eyes, and dark red lips. She was wearing orange satin Miu Miu short shorts and beautiful tangerine leather Jimmy Choo sandals, Blair noted enviously.

Georgie nodded and hugged herself, a placid smile plastered to her face. “The meatloaf at dinner last night was not to be believed.”

They knew some serious shit had gone down but they still hadn’t heard the whole story.