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“I knew Sparky would pull some crazy shit after high school,” Katsuki snorted, poking his head out of the kitchen to stare at Hitoshi. “Yo, your boyfriend just broke top 50.”

“Not my boyfriend,” Hitoshi said out of reflex, and then paused. “He what?”

Hitoshi grabbed his phone. “I’m calling that fucker. How could he not tell m- us?”

“I bet he doesn’t even know,” Katsuki snickered, heading back to the kitchen.

“No, not yo,” Hitoshi bitched at him. “When the fuck were you gonna tell me?”
“Tell you what?” Denki asked, honest confusion written on his face.

“Denki, the hero ratings dropped today,” Hitoshi told him finally. “You’re number 49.”

“But- not Deku? Or Shouto? Or- or you, Katsuki?”
“Who said we were on a first-name basis,” Katsuki grumbled, but Denki didn’t even notice and Katsuki didn’t correct him.

“Hah! In your face, villain! Literally! You just got taken down by a top 50 hero!”

“How did you not know?” Hitoshi sighed. “Isn’t your manager, like, blowing up your phone? Or literally everyone you know?”

“Oh yeah, I’m working so my phone is muted.”