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Don’t think of yourself as being lazy: think of yourself as a relaxaholic.
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The secret to enjoying someone’s company is not to spend a lot of time with them.
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Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is coming to the realization that the other person is a total idiot.
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Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam.
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Friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies.
Veronika Mambetova
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Learn to accept that the only way you’ll ever have a smokin’ hot body is to be cremated.
Veronika Mambetova
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Don’t think of yourself as being lazy: think of yourself as a relaxaholic.
Veronika Mambetova
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If the doorbell rings just as your partner is on the brink of orgasm, don’t ignore it. It could be that parcel you’ve been waiting for.
Veronika Mambetova
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Stare at people you don’t like through the prongs of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
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